Chris Cano (b. 1970)

Alias:
Christopher Cano

Birthplace:
United States of America

Born:
January 1, 1970

Additional information:

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Additional Music:
2010  Mega Piranha
2011  200 MPH
2014  Mercenaries
2016  Dam Sharks!

Music:
2010  Mega Piranha
2011  200 MPH
2014  Mercenaries
2016  Dam Sharks!
2016  Fortune Cookie
2017  Delivering Christmas
2024  Alien: Rubicon
2024  Blind Waters
2024  Couples Retreat Murder
2024  The Wrong Life Coach

Musician:
2010  Mega Piranha
2011  200 MPH
2014  Mercenaries
2016  Adulterers
2016  Dam Sharks!
2016  Fortune Cookie
2017  Delivering Christmas
2024  Alien: Rubicon
2024  Blind Waters
2024  Couples Retreat Murder
2024  The Wrong Life Coach

Original Music Composer:
2009  Transmorphers: Fall of Man
2010  Mega Piranha
2010  Titanic II
2011  200 MPH
2012  Dragon Wasps
2013  Cleaver Family Reunion
2013  Dracano
2014  Age of Tomorrow
2014  Android Cop
2014  Asian School Girls
2014  Asteroid vs Earth
2014  Jailbait
2014  Mercenaries
2014  Poseidon Rex
2014  Santa Claws
2014  Sharknado 2: The Second One
2015  3-Headed Shark Attack
2015  Bound
2015  Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs
2015  Martian Land
2015  Mega Shark vs. Kolossus
2015  Night of the Wild
2015  Road Wars
2015  San Andreas Quake
2015  Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
2016  Adulterers
2016  Dam Sharks!
2016  Evil Nanny
2016  Fortune Cookie
2016  If Looks Could Kill
2016  In the Name of Ben-Hur
2016  Isle of the Dead
2016  Little Dead Rotting Hood
2016  Nightmare Wedding
2016  Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
2016  The Other Wife
2016  Zoombies
2017  5-Headed Shark Attack
2017  A Christmas Cruise
2017  A Royal Christmas Ball
2017  Alien Convergence
2017  CarGo: The City on 4 Wheels!
2017  Delivering Christmas
2017  Dream House Nightmare
2017  Forgotten Evil
2017  Geo-Disaster
2017  Locked Up
2017  My Christmas Grandpa
2017  Operation Dunkirk
2017  Psycho Brother-In-Law
2017  Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
2017  Sinister Minister
2017  The Wrong Crush
2017  The Wrong Man
2017  The Wrong Student
2017  Troy the Odyssey
2018  6-Headed Shark Attack
2018  A Christmas in Royal Fashion
2018  A Wedding for Christmas
2018  Alien Predator
2018  Alien Siege
2018  D-Railed
2018  End of the World
2018  Flight 666
2018  Jurassic Galaxy
2018  Megalodon
2018  Nazi Overlord
2018  Rent-an-Elf
2018  Sk8 Dawg
2018  The Last Sharknado: It's About Time
2018  The Wrong Cruise
2018  The Wrong Friend
2018  The Wrong Teacher
2018  Tomb Invader
2018  Triassic World
2019  A Beauty & the Beast Christmas
2019  A Christmas Princess
2019  Arctic Apocalypse
2019  Baking Christmas
2019  Christmas Belles
2019  Christmas Matchmakers
2019  Clown
2019  D-Day
2019  Doctor Death
2019  Loved To Death
2019  Mommy Would Never Hurt You
2019  Monster Island
2019  One Fine Christmas
2019  Psycho BFF
2019  San Andreas Mega Quake
2019  Sister of the Bride
2019  Sleeping With My Student
2019  The Final Level: Escaping Rancala
2019  The Twisted Nanny
2019  The Wrong Boy Next Door
2019  The Wrong Cheerleader
2019  The Wrong Mommy
2019  The Wrong Stepmother
2019  The Wrong Tutor
2019  Zombie Tidal Wave
2019  Zoombies 2
2020  A Royal Christmas Engagement
2020  Airliner Sky Battle
2020  Apocalypse of Ice
2020  Asteroid-a-Geddon
2020  Battle Star Wars
2020  Beaus of Holly
2020  Cheer Camp Killer
2020  Christmas Together
2020  Dying for a Daughter
2020  Fast and Fierce: Death Race
2020  From the Depths
2020  Homeward
2020  Killer Cheerleader
2020  Meteor Moon
2020  Middleton Christmas
2020  Monster Hunters
2020  My Nightmare Landlord
2020  Pool Boy Nightmare
2020  Ruthless Renegade
2020  Shark Season
2020  Street Survivors: The True Story of the Lynyrd Skynyrd Plane Crash
2020  The Christmas Sitters
2020  The Wrong Cheerleader Coach
2020  The Wrong House Sitter
2020  The Wrong Stepfather
2020  The Wrong Wedding Planner
2020  Top Gunner
2021  Aquarium of the Dead
2021  Deadly Seduction
2021  Deceived by My Mother-In-Law
2021  Devil's Triangle
2021  Killer Cheer Mom
2021  Killer Grades
2021  Megaboa
2021  Megalodon Rising
2021  Mommy's Deadly Con Artist
2021  Planet Dune
2021  Tales of a Fifth Grade Robin Hood
2021  The Killer in My Backyard
2021  The Wrong Cheer Captain
2021  The Wrong Fiancé
2021  The Wrong Mr. Right
2021  The Wrong Prince Charming
2021  The Wrong Real Estate Agent
2021  The Wrong Valentine
2021  War of the Worlds: Annihilation
2022  Dracula: The Original Living Vampire
2022  Hall Pass Nightmare
2022  Hellblazers
2022  Hot Take: The Depp/Heard Trial
2022  It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder
2022  Jurassic Domination
2022  Killer Design
2022  Mother's Deadly Son
2022  Secret Lives of College Escorts
2022  Shark Waters
2022  The Search for Secret Santa
2022  The Wrong Blind Date
2022  The Wrong High School Sweetheart
2022  Thor: God of Thunder
2022  Time Pirates
2022  Titanic 666
2022  Top Gunner: Danger Zone
2022  Triple Threat
2023  A Roommate To Die For
2023  A Royal Christmas Holiday
2023  A Royal Christmas on Ice
2023  Alien Apocalypse
2023  Assault on Hill 400
2023  Dante's Hotel
2023  Home, Not Alone
2023  Ice Storm
2023  If I Can't Have You
2023  Love at First Lie
2023  Lust, Lies, and Polygamy
2023  One Night Stand Murder
2023  Sabotaging the Squad
2023  Secrets of a Celebrity Nanny
2023  Spring Break Nightmare
2024  A Model Murder
2024  Alien: Rubicon
2024  Attack of the Meth Gator
2024  Blind Waters
2024  Couples Retreat Murder
2024  Crowdsource Murder
2024  Cruise Ship Murder
2024  Tall, Dark and Dangerous
2024  The Wrong Life Coach

Music:
2023  As Luck Would Have It

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