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Release Date:
July 1, 2009
Original Title:
Holy Water
Alternate Titles:
Hard Times
Les temps sont durs
Waters Rising
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
Centurion
Feature Productions
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
FR: 12 IE: 15
Runtime: 93
The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
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Cinematography:
Joost van Starrenburg
Director:
Tom Reeve
Editor:
Sean Barton
Adrian Murray
First Assistant Director:
Kieron Phipps
Script Supervisor:
Mathilde Bouts
Second Assistant Director:
Matthew Hanson
Stunt Double:
Lisa Catara
Third Assistant Director:
Josh Newiss
Writer:
Michael O'Mahony
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