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Release Date:
December 22, 2023
Original Title:
Ballad of a Permavirgin
Genres:
Drama
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
US: NR
Runtime: 14
Max is madly in love with his friend Carlaena Milena Montealegre, when he discovers that she recently broke up with her ex-boyfriend Anthony, he attempts to ask her out, but things don't turn out the way he expects them to.
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Assistant Camera:
Michael Faber
Assistant Director:
Daniel de Bruyn
Jason McCluskey
Assistant Editor:
Jason McCluskey
BTS Photographer:
Kaitlyn Ardite
Michael Faber
Boom Operator:
Anthony Quagliarello
James Hartranft
Riley Chojnacki
Director:
Natalie Mahoney
Director of Photography:
Connor Brost
Editor:
Natalie Mahoney
Gaffer:
Anthony Quagliarello
Mariana Jaramillo-Bienvenido
Jason McCluskey
Graphic Designer:
Ysabelle Galvez
Script Supervisor:
Anthony Quagliarello
Jason McCluskey
Charlotte Kline
Sound Mixer:
Danielle Herbert
Writer:
Natalie Mahoney
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