Up Your Alley (1971) [R]

Release Date:
August 4, 1971

Original Title:
Up Your Alley

Alternate Titles:
Bang! Bang! The Mafia Gang
Je kunt mij er midden in de nacht voor wakker maken
Sex or Bust
The Melon Affair

Genres:
Comedy | Crime

Ratings / Certifications:
US: R 

Runtime: 70

The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

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Art Direction:
Clark Gist

Assistant Camera:
Parker Bartlett
Renaud Tourneaux

Assistant Director:
George Costello

Associate Producer:
George Costello

Camera Operator:
Giancarlo Lui
Bob Cherry

Casting:
George Costello

Cinematography:
Andrew Janczak

Costume Design:
Julie Amstutz

Director:
Art Lieberman

Editor:
Rocky Moriana

Executive Producer:
T. Roger Duncan

Gaffer:
Mac Lewis

Makeup Artist:
Gordon Freed

Music:
André Brummer

Music Director:
André Brummer

Producer:
Art Lieberman

Production Supervisor:
A.J. Corso

Screenplay:
Bruno Gruno
Harold Heckling

Sound:
André Brummer

Still Photographer:
Garth Pillsbury

Story:
Art Lieberman

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