A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Chris LaMartina is an American director, writer, and producer that works out of Baltimore, Maryland. He is known for his motion pictures, WNUF Halloween Special (2013) and Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014). Since 2011, he has been working in marketing and advertising as a Creative Director as well as Director of Storytelling for several mid-Atlantic-based ad agencies.
Camera Operator:
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
Cinematography:
2008 Grave Mistakes
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
Director:
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
Director of Photography:
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
Editor:
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Music:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Producer:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Screenplay:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Special Effects Makeup Artist:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Special Effects Supervisor:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Story:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Thanks:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2012 Return to Blood Fart Lake
2013 Babysitter Massacre
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Writer:
1989 The Basement
1999 Amerikill
2005 Faces of Schlock Vol. 2
2007 Book of Lore
2007 Dead Teenagers
2008 Grave Mistakes
2009 Faces of Schlock
2010 President's Day
2011 Witch's Brew
2012 Return to Blood Fart Lake
2013 Babysitter Massacre
2013 WNUF Christmas Special
2013 WNUF Halloween Special
2014 Call Girl of Cthulhu
2020 What Happens Next Will Scare You
2022 Out There Halloween Mega Tape
2022 Reel Trouble
2022 Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
2024 For Sale By Exorcist
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