A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
June 16, 2022
Original Title:
Die Geschichte der Menschheit - leicht gekürzt
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
Brainpool
Gerda Film
Pantaleon Films
Warner Bros. Film Productions Germany
Production Countries:
Germany
Ratings / Certifications:
DE: 12
Runtime: 96
In order to leave a lasting impression in space, Dr. Georg Friedle and his team of researchers include a condensed version of world history with the 1977 Voyager mission. However, their attempt to present themselves as an intelligent and empathic race backfires unchecked: their version presents a completely insane species whose development is apparently based on pure luck rather than solid reason. A planet where Greek philosophers are celebrated as rap stars, religion is touted as a clever marketing concept, stag parties serve as a secret weapon in the First World War and the construction of the Great Wall of China is a misunderstanding of honest Berlin craftsmanship. Even the revelation of the alleged true background to the assassination attempt on Hitler is likely to make experienced historians see the end of humanity as a mere matter of time.
Director:
Erik Haffner
Director of Photography:
Gerhard Schirlo
Original Music Composer:
Florian Peil
Sebastian Schubert
Claudio Pagonis
Producer:
Kristina Löbbert
Dan Maag
Tobias M. Huber
Marco Beckmann
Writer:
Roland Slawik
Claudius Pläging
Chris Geletneky
Erik Haffner
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