When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong (1971) [N/A]

Release Date:
September 28, 1971

Original Title:
Quando gli uomini armarono la clava e... con le donne fecero din-don

Alternate Titles:
Als die Frauen das Bett erfanden
Als die Frauen noch Schwänze hatten 3
Cuando los hombres alzaron el garrote y con las mujeres hicieron din-don
Cuando los hombres usaban cachiporra y con las mujeres hacían 'ding dong'
Ding-Dong. Amor en las cavernas
Keine Schonzeit in der Steinzeit
Quando as Mulheres Faziam Dim Dom
Quando as Mulheres Jogavam Ding-Darg
Quando as Mulheres Jogavam Ding-Dong
Wenn Frauen Ding Dong spielen
When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong
When Women Played Ding Dong

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
Empire Films

Production Countries:
Italy

Ratings / Certifications:
DE: 16  ES: 18  PT: M/18 

Runtime: 100

Prehistoric cave-stud Ari wins lovely virgin Listra in a pig-catching contest, but their attempts at "Ding-Dong" keep getting interrupted by idiot battles between his tribe, The Cave Dwellers, and their neighbors, The Lake Dwellers. Annoyed that hubby would rather make war than Ding-Dong, Listra organizes the women of both tribes to go on strike and "abstain Ding-Dong" until the men stop fighting. It all happens back in the days when men carried clubs and women played ding-dong, an Italian stone-age sex comedy based on the Greek classic "Lysistrata" and filled with shapely cavewomen sporting '70s hairstyles, a gay caveman with the hots for the hero, a title tune that will follow you forever and, of course, plenty of old-fashioned Ding-Dong!

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