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Release Date:
November 2, 2021
Original Title:
The Impatient Man Who Made His Life Considerably Shorter
Genres:
Comedy
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 10
When his compressed gas keyboard cleaner does not arrive on time, Mr. Guthrert Vratrol decides to take matters into his own impatient hands, rapidly hastening his own demise.
Director:
Louis Norton Selzer
Director of Photography:
Darren Ladbury
Editor:
Edward Bailey
Pablo Panoptic
Producer:
Jade Bryant
Production Designer:
Juliana Matsubara
Writer:
Louis Norton Selzer
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