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Release Date:
August 13, 2010
Original Title:
Ms. Thing
Genres:
Comedy
Production Countries:
Canada
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 6
Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.
Art Direction:
Ken Boesem
Boom Operator:
Wes Ochitwa
Casting:
Angela Short
Casting Assistant:
Sarah Landford
Clearances Coordinator:
Alana Murray
Colorist:
John Christie
Consulting Editor:
Ted Tozer
Daniel Devita
Consulting Producer:
Sandra Mayo
Dialogue Editor:
Christine McLeod
Digital Effects Producer:
John Christie
Director:
Aren X. Tulchinsky
Director of Photography:
Dianne Whelan
Editor:
Jenypher Fisher
Executive Producer:
Aren X. Tulchinsky
Foley:
Neil Clements
Gaffer:
Robin West
Lighting Design:
Christina Lenic
Lighting Technician:
Lauren James Vanderheide
Makeup & Hair:
Sanaa Ak Martinez
Music:
Andrea Hector
Producer:
Claire Querée
Producer's Assistant:
Krista McMillan
Production Assistant:
Cindy Mah
Michael Kling
Production Coordinator:
Victoria Cheri Bennett
Property Master:
James Allan
Script Supervisor:
Melva McLean
Sound Designer:
Gael MacLean
Sound Effects Editor:
Don Mann
Sound Mixer:
Ian Jones
Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Doug Paterson
Still Photographer:
Bettina Strauss
Writer:
Mette Bach
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