A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
July 15, 2021
Original Title:
buzzcut make me the moon, make my body internet
Genres:
Romance
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 15
It might just be the full moon, but a BOY is sad because he does not understand other boys, and their desires. Both lust for him but one feels no CHEMISTRY and the other likes his LEGS but does not want to meet. Confused he shaves his head, makes his body the internet, so through him they can ‘online’ date until a new full moon appears… and with it hopefully some clarity. Examining the queer millennial shift into online dating, pop-astrology philosophy and ever present effects of a pandemic that stripped us of touch, this film is a reflection of modern gay romance.
Director:
Grant Gulczynski
Director of Photography:
Grant Gulczynski
Editor:
Grant Gulczynski
Producer:
Grant Gulczynski
Screenplay:
Grant Gulczynski
Sound:
Ben Goodall
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