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Ontologica! or A Brief Explanation of Absolutely Everything that is Known about Absolutely Everything (2012) [NC-17]

Release Date:
September 25, 2012

Original Title:
Ontologica! or A Brief Explanation of Absolutely Everything that is Known about Absolutely Everything

Alternate Titles:
A Brief Explanation of Absolutely Everything that is Known about Absolutely Everything
Ontologica!

Production Companies:
Dr. Ego Productions
The Cosmic Curtain

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
US: NC-17 

Runtime: 97

A brief explanation of absolutely everything that is known about absolutely everything.

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Through an uninterrupted series of Incalculably improbable events beginning an Infinitely long time ago, you've had the incomprehensible good fortune of ending up at This Page at This Moment in time. This is undoubtably the most significant occasion of your life thus far, and you can surely feel surges of Unfathomable Bliss coursing through your veins as you read these very words. Please take a moment for this to sink in... Deep breath… Ok, now prepare yourself for the momentous life-changing cinematic experience that lies in your near future.

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Animation:
Matthew Brewster

Digital Effects Producer:
Matthew Brewster

Director:
Skylar Gordon

Music:
Milosz Jeziorski

Producer:
Sinep Sralyks
Skylar Gordon

Sound Designer:
Chris Dickinson

Sound Editor:
Chris Dickinson

Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Chris Dickinson

Writer:
Skylar Gordon

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