A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Original Title:
Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
Alternate Titles:
La Cocina Genial de Laz’s
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 4
Lazarus Melon, everyone’s favorite television chef, is plagued with a constant need to better himself. Everyone in the world will tell Laz he’s the best. He’s funny, charismatic, and he makes the most phenomenal carrot cake. Like Lazarus, we each surround ourselves with people who we love and who love us. But in this world of access and excess, where critics don the veil of anonymity, each of us must learn to regard our own critiques. This film serves as a reminder to all of us: Do not take it so hard. Life is filled with its little miseries. Each of us, in our own way, must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
Cinematography:
Jake Schaumberg-Dineen
Director:
Jake Schaumberg-Dineen
Editor:
Jake Schaumberg-Dineen
Makeup & Hair:
Isabelle Seifert
Sound:
Illana Kolata
Thanks:
Jason Kolata
Joshua Balke
Alexandra Torinus
Writer:
Jake Schaumberg-Dineen
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