A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
January 1, 2010
Original Title:
White Stork Is Coming
Genres:
Comedy
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 77
In 2012 WHITE STORK ENTERPRISES insures that baby-hungrey couples will bear 'perfect' offsprings for a mere $100,000. By offering successful embryo fertilization through digital chip technology, STORK advertises that they can remove potential disease and negative personality traits from the embryo's genetic code for $5000 per item. Too good to be true? A con game? Well, a chip-like micro-fluidic device does exist ( developed in Tokyo) that increases the probability of successful in-vitro fertilization from 29% (eggs in a petri dish...) up to 88%. And genetic engineers are close to identifying the codes for various diseases. But after hearing the couples (and doctor's) real-life stories, it's sad to think that many delightful human peculiarities might disappear, when perfect people walk the earth.
Assistant Editor:
Cynthia Duval
Camera Operator:
Rick Schmidt
Co-Producer:
Rick Schmidt
Stephen Jules Rubin
Director:
Stephen Jules Rubin
Rick Schmidt
Cynthia Duval
Zola Azevedo
Mike Saliba
Director of Photography:
John Lore
Editor:
Rick Schmidt
Executive Producer:
Rick Schmidt
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