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Release Date:
January 1, 2016
Original Title:
Chainsaw Maidens from Hell
Genres:
Comedy | Horror
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 77
Blake is captain of the football team and destined for a career in the pro leagues - that is if he passes his chemistry class. But destiny has a way of tackling the toughest of players when demons invade his college and begin to enslave the student body. A divine angel descends to give Blake an invincible suit of super football pads and send him out to battle the forces of evil. Unfortunately, the suit is missing one vital piece - the jock strap. In order to get it back, Blake must descend into the underworld and face the guardians of doom known as The Chainsaw Maidens from Hell. And he's got to do all this while studying for a chemistry quiz.
Director:
Matthew Martino
Writer:
Matthew Martino
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