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Long Row to Hoe (2006) [N/A]

Release Date:
January 1, 2006

Original Title:
Long Row to Hoe

Genres:
Comedy

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 60

Overview from TheMovieDB

Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer park. Unfortunately, they both think he’s a wholly worthless bum. When a large box lands on his chest, Ronzoni is stuck behind his dad’s double wide and no matter how hard they try, they just can’t seem to get the empty cardboard container off his body. Wanting to escape his incessantly whining, the pair head off to a hotel. There, Agatha meets Nicholas, an in-room escort who opens her eyes to the joy of music and the fun of making anti-porno.

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Production

Cinematography:
Giuseppe Andrews

Director:
Giuseppe Andrews

Editor:
Giuseppe Andrews

Music:
Giuseppe Andrews

Writer:
Giuseppe Andrews

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