A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
January 1, 2003
Original Title:
Monkey
Genres:
Comedy
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 80
Apartheid has been ordered to Green Hockers Rehab Center for excessive drinking. His habit is so bad that his life has become one continuous case of the DTs. As a matter of fact, a disembodied old man with the same initials seems to be controlling his attempt at sobriety. Forced to wear a monkey around his neck to highlight his problem, said simian comes with two bags of rocks around its legs. The longer Apartheid stays, the more rocks will be removed and the less weight he will have to be subjected. Of course, DT doesn’t help. He offers disquieting visions of smiley faced stones that punch people out, remote control apes that choke people to death, and others with equally oppressive addictions of their own. As he battles with the bottle, losing most of the time, all Apartheid wants to do is get away from this abusive clinic. Little does he know that, just like Hotel California, he can check out any time he likes, but he can never, ever, ever, leave.
Camera Operator:
Giuseppe Andrews
Director:
Giuseppe Andrews
Editor:
Giuseppe Andrews
Music:
Joey Murcia
Giuseppe Andrews
Producer:
Giuseppe Andrews
Writer:
Giuseppe Andrews
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