Hardbodies (1984) [R]

Release Date:
May 4, 1984

Original Title:
Hardbodies

Alternate Titles:
Como Conquistar as Garotas
Dudavadászok
Laski
Вертихвостки

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
Chroma III Productions
Columbia Pictures

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
US: R 

Runtime: 88

If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

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Additional Photography:
Bob Weiss
David Calloway
Steve Wright

Apprentice Sound Editor:
Janice McKay
Terrie Silverman

Assistant Art Director:
Michael Paul Clausen

Assistant Director:
Eric M. Breiman

Assistant Editor:
Jack Hilton

Associate Producer:
Judy Mooradian

Best Boy Electric:
Elizabeth Webber

Best Boy Grip:
Herb Ault

Boom Operator:
Sarah Johnstone
Mary Jo Devenney

Casting:
Geno Havens

Casting Associate:
Kate Long

Choreographer:
Randy Digrazio

Continuity:
Kathryn Weygand
Nancy Rigg

Dialogue Editor:
Roberta Doheny

Director:
Mark Griffiths

Director of Photography:
Tom Richmond

Editor:
Andy Blumenthal

Electrician:
Sven Kirsten

First Assistant Camera:
Chris Lombardi

Gaffer:
Shaun Madigan

Key Grip:
David Bodin

Location Coordinator:
Sy Levin

Location Manager:
Gregg Fienberg

Makeup & Hair:
Medusah

Makeup & Hair Assistant:
Diane G. Fish

Music Director:
Vic Caesar

Music Editor:
Darryl Duran

Music Supervisor:
Kevin Benson
Irwin Mazur

Producer:
Jeff Begun
Ken Dalton

Production Coordinator:
Robert Roda
Kate McMahon

Production Design:
Gregg Fonseca

Screenplay:
Steve Greene
Mark Griffiths
Eric Alter

Second Assistant Camera:
Lex duPont

Second Assistant Director:
Daniel Eisenberg

Second Unit Director:
Marianne Fisher

Set Decoration:
Annie Huntley

Sound Effects Editor:
John Kwiatkowski

Sound Recordist:
David Brownlow

Special Effects:
Terry Woolman

Still Photographer:
Peter Roberts

Story:
Eric Alter
Steve Greene

Stunt Coordinator:
BJ Davis

Stunts:
Chuck Hart
Kane Hodder

Title Designer:
Nguyen Kim Lan

Wardrobe Assistant:
Dori Cooper

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