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Release Date:
January 18, 2019
Original Title:
I Hate Kids
Alternate Titles:
小孩都是魔鬼吧
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
DreamAlliance Entertainment
Freestyle Digital Media
Red Rover Films
Route One Entertainment
Swing Lake Entertainment
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
US: PG-13
Runtime: 89
Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.
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ADR Editor:
Willy Allen
Art Direction:
Gerald Lehtola
Assistant Makeup Artist:
Michael Spezzano
Assistant Property Master:
Randall Papavero
Assistant Sound Editor:
Matthew Festle
Associate Producer:
Emily De Margheriti
Frank Dietz
Best Boy Electric:
Chris Couto
Best Boy Grip:
Scott Odermann
Mira Velasco-Schulte
Boom Operator:
Rocky Reilly
Camera Operator:
Todd Barron
Casting:
Mary Jo Slater
Casting Associate:
Anna Mendoza
Co-Producer:
Lorelei Tong
Rod Hamilton
Minor Childers
Colorist:
Corinne Bogdanowicz
Compositor:
Victor Velasco
Kimi Hughes
Moriah Zagaglia
Jeff Dodson
Kellen Bruner
Costume Designer:
Inanna Bantu
Craft Service:
Bennett Miller
Data Management Technician:
Keenan Mock
Brittany Ringer
Scott Nye
Ahmad Stewart
Digital Imaging Technician:
Scott Stevens
John Goodner
Bobby Maruvada
Digital Intermediate Assistant:
Christopher Abdon
Griffith Davies
Brandon Trotter
Digital Intermediate Editor:
Matt Blackshear
Manny Dubón
Director:
John Asher
Director of Photography:
Blake T. Evans
Dolly Grip:
Josh Bleckner
Driver:
Timothy Karlskind
Yvonne Farano
Danielle Milton
Mark Garrett
Tabitha Villavicencio
Rai Goldberger
Julius M. Fletcher
Jeff Robbins
Alex Mestres
Jamie Meterian
Editor:
John Kovac
Electrician:
Steve Perron
Louis Malton
Kevin Stallard
Vince Slovey
James Lyons
Lamar D. Houston
Mike Haynes
Luke Orefice
Gregory Capp
Executive Producer:
John Asher
John Landis
Russell Levine
Executive Producer's Assistant:
Peter Young
Extras Casting Assistant:
Dawn Marie Deibert
First Assistant "A" Camera:
Bryan G. Haigh
First Assistant "B" Camera:
Brad Greenspan
First Assistant Director:
Ken Wada
First Assistant Editor:
Kevin N. Bailey
Foley Editor:
Zhen 'Jensen' Chen
Gaffer:
Donny Mosley
Greensman:
Joshua Zepeda
Grip:
Haywood Cross
Mason Semble
Matt Corder
Shane Jewell
Michael Telfer
Gregory L. Edwards
Erik Kasson
Erik Olson
Kemuel DePaula
Hair Department Head:
Melody White
Hairstylist:
Peter Kukla
Key Costumer:
Elizabeth Meredith
Key Grip:
David Loden
Key Hair Stylist:
Melody White
Key Makeup Artist:
Michael Spezzano
Janice Heaton
Leadman:
Adam Rittmiller
John A. Gomez
Legal Services:
Greg Bernstein
Location Assistant:
Cecil Hardy
Location Manager:
Paul Wie
Michael Percival
Makeup Artist:
Claire Doyle
Makeup Department Head:
Janice Heaton
Music:
Mike Raznick
Music Editor:
Willy Allen
Original Music Composer:
Mike Raznick
Joseph Bauer
Producer:
Todd Traina
Rachel McHale
Producer's Assistant:
Thin Tai Choy
Sarah Loomis
Production Assistant:
Cameron Driskill
Christopher Gonzalez
Farai Mhundwa
Naby Dakhli
Ashley Nozoe
Jasmine Turner
John Evangelista
Francesca DiMarzio
Production Coordinator:
Julie Richheimer
Production Design:
Alan E. Muraoka
Property Master:
Carlton Rude
Screenplay:
Frank Dietz
Todd Traina
Script Supervisor:
Magan Rutledge
Second Assistant Camera:
Lacey Joy
Second Assistant Director:
Cindy Taylor
Second Second Assistant Director:
Jeff Pallotta
Set Costumer:
Cici Hoggard
Set Decoration:
Kris Fuller
Set Dresser:
Bryan Baalbergen
Al Almeida
Set Medic:
Victoria Parello
Set Painter:
Jose C. Lopez
Sound Designer:
Willy Allen
Sound Editor:
Lisa Neidhardt
Sound Mixer:
Kelly Rush
Studio Teacher:
Artemisa Gutierrez Laurence
Stunt Coordinator:
Carl Ciarfalio
Stunts:
Jef Groff
Sean Christopher
Supervising Sound Editor:
Willy Allen
Swing:
Guy Lavandofsky
Matty Iadanzo
Cody Jacobson
Marissa E. Gallardo
Rebecca Gardiner
Thanks:
Giovannie Espiritu
Trish Geiger
Soma Mitra
John Carrabino
Rob Flowers
Karyn Rachtman
Barry Krost
Jim Longeretta
Lila Ahronowitz
Adam Kline
William Asher
Diane B. Wilsey
Gillian Wynn
Katie Traina
Transportation Captain:
Matthew Ballard
Unit Production Manager:
John Leeves
VFX Supervisor:
Sam Balcomb
Kevin N. Bailey
Visual Effects Editor:
Jesse Soff
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