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Release Date:
February 12, 1987
Original Title:
Personal Services
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
British Screen Productions
United International Pictures
Zenith Entertainment
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
DE: 16 US: R
Runtime: 105
The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.
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Art Direction:
Jane Coleman
Assistant Sound Editor:
Laurie McDowell
Boom Operator:
Colin Codner
Camera Operator:
Roger Deakins
Casting:
Debbie McWilliams
Construction Manager:
Alastair Gow
Continuity:
Francine Brown
Costume Design:
Shuna Harwood
Director:
Terry Jones
Director of Photography:
Roger Deakins
Editor:
George Akers
First Assistant Director:
Micky Finch
First Assistant Editor:
Dennis McTaggart
Gaffer:
John Higgins
Hairdresser:
Carole Bennett
Makeup Artist:
Sancia Simpson
Jenny Shircore
Original Music Composer:
John Du Prez
Producer:
Tim Bevan
Production Coordinator:
Sarah Cellan-Jones
Production Design:
Hugo Luczyc-Wyhowski
Production Manager:
Jane Frazer
Property Master:
Ray Perry Sr.
Publicist:
Sara Keene
Second Assistant Director:
Fraser Copp
Sound Recordist:
Garth Marshall
Steadicam Operator:
John Ward
Still Photographer:
Mike Laye
Stunt Coordinator:
Jim Dowdall
Alan Stuart
Third Assistant Director:
Tim Dennison
Writer:
David Leland
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