A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
May 1, 2015
Original Title:
Jayson Bend: Queen and Country
Alternate Titles:
Queen and Country
Genres:
Action | Comedy
Production Companies:
Take a Seat Pictures
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
GB: 18
Runtime: 49
Jayson Bend (also known as “Agent 009”) is an openly gay British super spy! Modeled completely after James Bond, he drives fast and plays hard - always with other hot boys. In this truly impressive 48-minute parody/homage, the first in an on-going series, Jayson teams up with a sexy Swiss counterpart to try and stop the world’s largest global hair salon chain, and their nefarious CEO, from launching a satellite that will threaten the very fate of human existence. Don’t miss this exhilarating new thrill ride!
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