Last Call for Nowhere (2016) [N/A]

Release Date:
July 13, 2016

Original Title:
Débarquement immédiat!

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
Canal+
Ciné+
Les Films du 24
Les Films du Premier
TF1
TF1 Droits Audiovisuels
TF1 Films Production
TMC

Production Countries:
France | Malta

Ratings / Certifications:
CH: 12  DE: 12  FR: U  PT: M/12  RU: 16+ 

Runtime: 90

French border cop José Fernandez has just one last extradition to do before his long-awaited promotion to the crime bureau. But his detainee Akim, victim of a judiciary glitch, is outraged to find himself saddled with the identity of a potential terrorist and put on a flight back to Kabul, where he has never even set foot before! What starts as a routine trip for Fernandez and his skirt-chasing partner Guy goes haywire when their plane is grounded in Malta, forcing them to bunk up with Akim, who will stop at nothing to avoid extradition!

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Director:
Philippe de Chauveron

Director of Photography:
Vincent Mathias

Music:
Nicolas Errèra

Production Design:
François Emmanuelli

Writer:
Philippe de Chauveron

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