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Release Date:
June 1, 1983
Original Title:
Luggage of the Gods!
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
General Films
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
US: G
Runtime: 87
An airplane carrying several counterfeit paintings, worth millions to the counterfeiters, suffers a malfunction in the cargo hold, spilling the paintings, as well as all the luggage, near a colony of cave men that has existed unaltered in the middle of America for millenia. Two of the men from the colony find the crashed luggage and begin to assimilate themslves into modern culture using the luggage, and that's when the fun begins. When the counterfeiters come in search of their loot, they find a lot more than they bargained for!
Art Direction:
Joshua Harrison
Assistant Camera:
J.D. Freedman
Costume Design:
Dawn Johnson
Director:
David Kendall
Director of Photography:
Steven Ross
Editor:
Jack Haigis
Foley Artist:
Marko Costanzo
Makeup Artist:
Arnold Gargiulo
Music:
Cengiz Yaltkaya
Producer:
Jeff Folmsbee
Special Effects:
Glenn Van Fleet
Writer:
David Kendall
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