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Release Date:
August 9, 2013
Original Title:
Kung-Fu and Titties
Genres:
Action | Comedy | Fantasy
Production Companies:
Green Apple Entertainment
KFT THE MOVIE
Nums Films
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 92
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Art Direction:
Liz Krov
Assistant Camera:
Justin Teichen
Associate Producer:
Robin Corneby
Mike Reineke
Evan Goldstein
Boom Operator:
Rob Cottignies
Mike Hoffmann
Casting:
Bettina Skye
Catering:
Ninette Murray
Gail Dejmal
Sam Masotto
Barbara McConnell
Eleanor McConnell
Co-Producer:
Bettina Skye
Liz Krov
Kevin Kolack
Consulting Producer:
Randy Molnar
Costume Design:
Liz Krov
Costumer:
Christopher Magnus
Dialogue:
Wayne R. Whitley
Randy Molnar
Director:
Joseph McConnell
Director of Photography:
MJ Johnston
Executive Producer:
John Archer Lundgren
E. Joseph McConnell
Shane McConnell
Joseph McConnell
First Assistant Director:
Kevin Kolack
Gaffer:
Mike Hoffmann
Grip:
Mike Hoffmann
Hairstylist:
Nicky Botelho
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Liz Krov
Makeup Artist:
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Nicky Botelho
Liz Krov
Original Music Composer:
Nathan Cervoni
Ben Graef
Hudson Cerone
Leech Ernowetz
Daniel Berk
Dave Allen
Ryan Senning
Zeb Kandros
Post Production Supervisor:
John Migdal
Producer:
Robert A. Chapnick
Ian Dunsdon
Producer's Assistant:
Nicky Botelho
Production Assistant:
Salvatore Toarmina
Rowan Bousaid
Steven Potenzieri
Adam Czaplinski
Production Coordinator:
Kecia Craigg
Second Assistant Director:
Rob Cottignies
Security:
Christian Acevedo
Still Photographer:
Nathan Cervoni
Sam Masotto
Stunt Coordinator:
Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy
Stunts:
Joe Poltrictzky
Chet Hardaway
Jonathan Avalishvili
Maurice Avalishvili
Transportation Coordinator:
Mark Migdal
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