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Kung-Fu and Titties (2013) [N/A]

Release Date:
August 9, 2013

Original Title:
Kung-Fu and Titties

Genres:
Action | Comedy | Fantasy

Production Companies:
Green Apple Entertainment
KFT THE MOVIE
Nums Films

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 92

It's not porn. It's just great.

Overview from TheMovieDB

Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.

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Production

Art Direction:
Liz Krov

Assistant Camera:
Justin Teichen

Associate Producer:
Robin Corneby
Mike Reineke
Evan Goldstein

Boom Operator:
Rob Cottignies
Mike Hoffmann

Casting:
Bettina Skye

Catering:
Eleanor McConnell
Gail Dejmal
Barbara McConnell
Ninette Murray
Sam Masotto

Co-Producer:
Kevin Kolack
Bettina Skye
Liz Krov

Consulting Producer:
Randy Molnar

Costume Design:
Liz Krov

Costumer:
Christopher Magnus

Dialogue:
Randy Molnar
Wayne R. Whitley

Director:
Joseph McConnell

Director of Photography:
MJ Johnston

Executive Producer:
E. Joseph McConnell
Shane McConnell
John Archer Lundgren
Joseph McConnell

First Assistant Director:
Kevin Kolack

Gaffer:
Mike Hoffmann

Grip:
Mike Hoffmann

Hairstylist:
Liz Krov
Nicky Botelho
Crystal Parra Acevedo

Makeup Artist:
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Liz Krov
Nicky Botelho

Original Music Composer:
Ryan Senning
Zeb Kandros
Nathan Cervoni
Dave Allen
Daniel Berk
Hudson Cerone
Leech Ernowetz
Ben Graef

Post Production Supervisor:
John Migdal

Producer:
Robert A. Chapnick
Ian Dunsdon

Producer's Assistant:
Nicky Botelho

Production Assistant:
Salvatore Toarmina
Adam Czaplinski
Steven Potenzieri
Rowan Bousaid

Production Coordinator:
Kecia Craigg

Second Assistant Director:
Rob Cottignies

Security:
Christian Acevedo

Still Photographer:
Nathan Cervoni
Sam Masotto

Stunt Coordinator:
Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy

Stunts:
Chet Hardaway
Joe Poltrictzky
Maurice Avalishvili
Jonathan Avalishvili

Transportation Coordinator:
Mark Migdal

Writer:
Rob Cottignies
Joseph McConnell
Melissa Libutti

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