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Release Date:
September 18, 2008
Original Title:
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Alternate Titles:
A szörnyen lassú gyilkos a rendkívül eredménytelen fegyverrel
O Assassino Terrívelmente Lento Com a Arma Extremamente Ineficiente
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Жахливо повільний убивця з украй неефективною зброєю
Ужасно медленный убийца с крайне неэффективным оружием
Genres:
Comedy | Horror
Production Companies:
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
Richard Gale Films
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 10
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
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Cinematography:
Richard Gale
Director:
Richard Gale
Editor:
Richard Gale
Music:
Christopher Brady
Original Music Composer:
Christopher Brady
Photoscience Manager:
Richard Gale
Producer:
Richard Gale
Writer:
Richard Gale
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