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Release Date:
January 14, 1972
Original Title:
Up the Chastity Belt
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
EMI Films
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
GB: 15
Runtime: 94
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
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Assistant Director:
Mike Gowans
Camera Operator:
Tony White
Casting:
Thelma Graves
Construction Manager:
Ernie Blake
Continuity:
Doreen Dearnaley
Costume Design:
Penny Lowe
Director:
Bob Kellett
Director of Photography:
Ian Wilson
Editor:
Al Gell
Executive Producer:
Beryl Vertue
Hairdresser:
Susie Hill
Ramon Gow
Makeup Artist:
Richard Mills
Original Music Composer:
Carl Davis
Producer:
Ned Sherrin
Terry Glinwood
Production Design:
Seamus Flannery
Production Supervisor:
Pat Green
Sound Editor:
Ian Fuller
Sound Recordist:
Bill Rowe
Wardrobe Master:
Brenda Dabbs
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