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If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them (1968) [N/A]

Featuring:
Laurence Hardy, Frank Thornton, Leonard Cracknell

Written by:
Johnny Speight

Directed by:
Charles Jarrott


Release Date:
August 3, 1968

Original Title:
If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them

Genres:
Drama

Production Companies:
LWT

Production Countries:
United Kingdom

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 55

Overview from TheMovieDB

Set in a cemetery, the film tells the story of a young man whom a blind man wrongly imagines to be black, and explores the nature of human prejudice.

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Overview from Open Movies

Writer Johnny Speight continues his work against racism with this thought provoking made-for-TV drama which examines the ways in which human beings pigeon-hole each other with regards to their religion, colour, or sex.

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Rankings and Honors

If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them (1968) on IMDb
Internet Movie Database 7.6/10

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Production

Director:
Charles Jarrott

Writer:
Johnny Speight

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