Yu Pui Tsuen III (1996) [N/A]
Featuring:
Elvis Tsui, Yuk-Mui Yeung, Suet-Man Lee
Written by:
Kai Keung Lai
Directed by:
Kai Keung Lai
Release Date:
August 10, 1996
Original Title:
大內密探之零零性性
Alternate Titles:
Dai lap mat tam: Ling ling sing sing
Dai nap mut tam ji Ling ling sing sing
Yu Pui Tsuen III
大内探密之零零性性
玉蒲团笑传
Genres:
Drama
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 96
Ming Dynasty secret agent Ling Ling Ling (000) is assigned to investigate a drug poisoning involving a performance enhancing drug in the brothel, Ying Chun Kwok. Ling thought hard and finally came up a disguise as the author of Yuk Po Tuen (Sex and Zen) to sneak into the brothel. The prostitutes in order to get their names into the book all tempted Ling, who in order to appaise the ladies, turned the book into a book of dirty stories. One day, a blind servant Yuk Chu Nui (Jade Virgin) is auditioned, Ling learned that the buyer would receive the drug, so he bidded up the prices hoping to receive the evidence. Who would expect that someone else is bidding with a higher price?
Chinese Secret Agent 000 (Elvis Tsui Kam-kong) has been assigned to investigate the strange goings-on at the Ying Chun brothel. The place is exuding such magnetism on the local men that the birthrate is falling through the floor. Outfitted with the only fountain pen in China, his mission goes swimmingly at first when he gains the confidence of a couple of prostitutes under the guise of being a writer. Yet when his domineering wife gets wind of his doings, she hits the roof, forcing him to shave his head as a sign of adultery and to wear a nightmarish chastity belt which threatens to castrate him when he gets an erection. With scores of naked young lasses writhing around him and a veg-o-matic attached to his genitals, 000's torment is more than he can bear.
