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Release Date:
January 24, 2011
Original Title:
Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
BriTANicK
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 15
Lyle, sick of his girlfriend's annoying laugh, wants to end their relationship. Too scared to do it honestly, he enacts a scheme to convince her that they must break up because he is at the center of an epic battle between man, beast and fowl. Unfortunately, it all goes according to plan in this epic comedy filled to the brim with twists and turns.
Assistant Director:
Pete Scalzitti
Boom Operator:
Pete Scalzitti
Alex Russek
Cinematography:
Noah Philip Lagin
Director:
Brian McElhaney
First Assistant Camera:
Kevin Hooper
Gaffer:
Pete Scalzitti
Travis Hardman
Jeff Chan
Loader:
Kevin Hooper
Original Music Composer:
Daniel Platzman
Producer:
Marc McElhaney
Brian McElhaney
Nick Kocher
Writer:
Nick Kocher
Brian McElhaney
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