Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) [PG-13]

Release Date:
November 7, 2008

Original Title:
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Alternate Titles:
Major Movie Star
Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous
Кінозірка в погонах
ジェシカ・シンプソンのミリタリー・ブロンド

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
BenderSpink
Di Novi Pictures
EFO Films
Family Room Entertainment
Gerber Pictures
Grand Army Entertainment
Major Productions
Millennium Media
Papa Joe Films

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
DE: 12  PT: M/12  US: PG-13 

Runtime: 100

The Army Will Never Be The Same

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Art Department Coordinator:
Robert Larriviere

Art Direction:
Richard Fojo

Casting:
Nancy Nayor

Construction Coordinator:
Tom R. Wilson

Costume Design:
Alix Hester

Director:
Steve Miner

Director of Photography:
Patrick Cady

Editor:
Nathan Easterling

Hairstylist:
Andrea Bowman
Adruitha Lee
Tony Ward

Makeup Artist:
Rose Librizzi
Mary Phillips
Kristy Horiuchi

Makeup Department Head:
Dean Jones

Music:
Dennis Smith

Producer:
Trevor Short
Randall Emmett
Avi Lerner
Danny Dimbort
Boaz Davidson
Bill Gerber
George Furla
Joe Simpson

Screenplay:
Kelly Bowen
April Blair

Script Supervisor:
Amy Sanderson

Set Costumer:
Bunny Walker
Ren Heeralal

Set Decoration:
Kristin Bicksler

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