A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
May 30, 2025
Original Title:
Mean Goals
Genres:
Comedy
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Jesus joins a gay soccer team to bond with his dying father over their shared passion for the sport. But his desire to win his father's approval is eclipsed by a new obsession once he discovers the team is filled with mean soccer gays.
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Assistant Makeup Artist:
Everett Reeves Routt
Associate Producer:
Jacob Ortuno
Bamby Salcedo
Casting:
Aika Greenidge
Co-Producer:
Brian Bonilla
Colorist:
Gino Amadori
Director:
Ahuatl Amaro
Director of Photography:
Aakash Raj
Editor:
Joseph Murphy
Executive Producer:
Ahuatl Amaro
Gaffer:
Matteo Martignago
Original Music Composer:
Sean Segal
Producer:
Barbara Lettieri
Fanfan Zhou
Screenplay:
Ahuatl Amaro
Script Supervisor:
Josh Keith
Sound Designer:
Vihaan Abhyudaya
Sound Mixer:
giovanni chiesa
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