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Bert - Känsliga kyssar (1994) [N/A]

Release Date:
October 15, 1994

Original Title:
Bert - Känsliga kyssar

Genres:
Comedy | Family

Production Companies:
Frithiof Film to Video
SVT

Production Countries:
Sweden

Ratings / Certifications:
SE: 7 

Overview from TheMovieDB

During a school trip with his parallel class, Bert plans to make a move on Paulina. At the same time, the bus gets stuck in the middle of the forest. Lill-Erik seizes the opportunity to take a pee, only to be left behind by the bus. The sun is shining and it's summer vacation. Bert wants to go to the beach and check out the girls in bikinis in general, and Paulina in particular. Bert's dad is going through a midlife crisis. Bert is forced to take over his dad's optician shop because his dad Fredrik would rather play with Bart's rock band "Heman Hunters". This turns out to have certain advantages, because a wonderful, fantastic girl comes to the shop. It's time to start middle school. Åke gets off to a strong start by blowing up the chemistry lab, and Bert falls in love with Ida. But Ida is with a guy called "The Gravedigger." For some reason, he wants to skin Bert alive.

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Production

Casting:
Maria Kiisk

Cinematography:
Leif Benjour
Peter Fredlund

Costume Assistant:
Gisela Frändfors

Costumer:
Hedvig Andér

Makeup Artist:
Mona Tellström-Berg
Gunilla Kohlin

Producer:
Magdalena Jangard

Songs:
Lill-Babs

Writer:
Anders Jacobsson
Sören Olsson
Tomas Tivemark
Michael Hjorth

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