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Release Date:
December 13, 2024
Original Title:
Up the Catalogue
Genres:
Science Fiction
Production Companies:
4QTV LTD
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 72
HOLE_AID presents Up the Catalogue, an ambitiously small film set in a fictional shopping channel by the name of 4QTV. Tasked with flogging a seemingly endless cycle of questionable products, star presenter, Hailey Cartin, is starting to fear she might be trapped in live television. When a rival product demonstrator eventually forces Hailey to confront her own quest-defying reality, will she ever be able to climb out of the hole she’s now in? Maybe. But maybe not. (And certainly not without the generous help of the film’s sponsors, HOLE_AID.) A story for the ages, Up the Catalogue boldly takes the shopping channel film genre away from cult classic territory and straight into the mainstream.
Additional Writing:
Paul Carlin
Lyndsey Marshal
Art Direction:
Terry Palamera
Assistant Costume Designer:
Jessie Hope-Weston
Isabella Dupee
Associate Producer:
Laia Senserrich
Boom Operator:
Joanne Stephens Smith
Camera Trainee:
Jenna Worlin
Casting Director:
Jessie Frost
Jessica Mescall
Costume Designer:
Celia Arias
Dialogue Editor:
Steve Single
Director:
Alastair Siddons
Director of Photography:
Hamish Anderson
Editor:
Elisa Cepedal
Paul Carlin
Electrician:
TC Thomas
Alex Gibbon
Orlando De Silva
Orlando De Silva
Executive Producer:
Quiet
Sol Guy
Mike Elliot
First Assistant Camera:
Matthew Lewis
First Assistant Director:
Chris Malin
Gaffer:
TC Thomas
Grip:
Steve Gilbert
Patrick Gillespie
Makeup Artist:
Sofi Keenan
Sarah-Jane Pucci
Michaela Moulding
Makeup Designer:
Natasha Lawes
Original Music Composer:
Robert Logan
Producer:
Alastair Siddons
Russell Curtis
Production Assistant:
Alfie Elms
Production Designer:
Lucie Red
Production Manager:
Sophia Nagar
Jeff Van Rens
Prosthetic Makeup Artist:
Leanne Kinnie
Script Consultant:
Michael Cutler
Sam Turner
Greg Fay
Second Assistant Camera:
Patricia Cygan
Second Assistant Director:
James Mathews-Read
Set Dresser:
Marko Righo
Ben Garcia Hughes
Sound Designer:
Ian Wilson
Sound Recordist:
Ian Wilson
Steadicam Operator:
Tom McMahon
Story Consultant:
Aru Helwa
Sister Peace
Jasper Young Bear
Puma Singona
Writer:
Alastair Siddons
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