A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Featuring:
Irene Wan
Directed by:
Ho-Cheung Pang
Release Date:
March 23, 2025
Original Title:
謊島美人魚
Alternate Titles:
如果人魚不劈腿
Genres:
Drama | Romance
Production Companies:
Emperor Entertainment Group
Emperor Motion Pictures
Irene Production Limited
Production Countries:
Hong Kong
Ratings / Certifications:
HK: IIB
Online movie critic known for his sharp reviews, has now become an AI to dish the dirt on the latest cinematic disaster, "The Mermaid Falls for Me." A struggling writer who's close to his mom, stumbles into an online romance with a fan of his work. He thinks he's hit the jackpot in love and heads to an island for a mix of business and pleasure. But when his internet sweetheart is a no-show and his writing gig goes south, He's left high and dry. That's when he unexpectedly connects with Wen, his innkeeper, who's actually his online crush in disguise—a woman healing from a broken heart through her anonymous internet persona. Wen, once shy and lacking confidence, comes alive with the writer’s flirty chats. The writer inspired by Wen, invites her to co-write a new spin on the tired mermaid story. But as they finish, life throws a wrench in the works: His mom falls ill. In the emotional chaos, he finds out Wen was his mystery girl all along. He reacts badly, and Wen leaves, heartbroken.
Director:
Stanley Liu Ming Yin
Executive Producer:
Edmond Pang
Kenny Chan
Music Director:
Peter Kam Pau-Tat
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