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Release Date:
April 23, 2004
Original Title:
The Woman Who Split Before Dinner
Genres:
Horror
Production Companies:
Aphasiafilms
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 26
Patty Cauldron, wife of noted food critic Nemo Cauldron, has become dissatisfied with her increasingly boring life as the wife of a food connoisseur. Her husband's business trips leave her home alone for long periods of time and her desire (and mind) begins to wander. Coming home from a particularly excessive trip, Nemo discovers that Patty has been having an affair, and the fists begin to fly. Patty defends herself with a kitchen knife, planting it in her husband's back- opening up her mind to a new world of paranoia, mistrust, and madness. A macabre tale ensues, as Patty meets several strange caricatures along the way: A naive farm boy, cannibalistic backwoods hicks- could these people be real? Or do they only exist in her mind, a place just as dangerous?
Co-Producer:
Graham Reznick
Director:
Graham Reznick
Director of Photography:
Gordon Arkenberg
Editor:
Graham Reznick
Foreman Jones
Original Music Composer:
Seth Diamond
Producer:
Joshua Hartsoe
Sound Designer:
Graham Reznick
Writer:
Graham Reznick
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