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Release Date:
July 27, 2024
Original Title:
COW
Genres:
Comedy | Science Fiction
Production Companies:
Joe's Office of Entertainment
University of North Carolina School of the Arts
Ratings / Certifications:
US: NR
Runtime: 8
A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance.
Assistant Editor:
Abigail Rees
BTS Photographer:
Ellis Bender
Casting Director:
Felipe Paraguassu
Digital Imaging Technician:
Valeria Angulo-Circa
Director:
Joe Appel
Tristan Alkemper
Director of Photography:
Evan Wildermuth
Editor:
Jared Laufree
First Assistant Camera:
David Fraser
First Assistant Director:
Felipe Paraguassu
Gaffer:
Schuyler Wang
Grip Production Assistant:
Zachary Sbrogna
Key Grip:
Michael Staley
Music:
Jacob McCoy
Producer:
Peter Arsenault
Production Coordinator:
Ian Hudson Thomas
Production Designer:
Bea Bell
Production Manager:
Kiave Rodriguez
Script Supervisor:
Walker Conger
VFX Artist:
Zeke Brown
Asa Gordon
Alec Parrish
Wren Rogers
Jonny Weaver
Raegan Weber
Ari Cordero Rojas
VFX Director of Photography:
Richard Phillips
VFX Supervisor:
Tatum Gray
Dani Mann
Writer:
Thomas Getsey
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