This Video Cannot Be Played: The Movie (2024) [N/A]

Release Date:
September 13, 2024

Original Title:
この動画は再生できません THE MOVIE

Alternate Titles:
Kono Douga wa Saisei Dekimasen: THE MOVIE
Kono Dōga wa Saisei Dekimasen: The Movie

Genres:
Horror

Production Companies:
Happinet Pictures

Production Countries:
Japan

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 94

Editor Ejiri and occult writer Onigashira work on the horror DVD series Truly Terrifying Submitted Videos. They receive various cursed footage, including DVDs found in a bankrupt film company’s warehouse, livestreams of self-proclaimed vigilantes exploring abandoned buildings, and a strange variety show featuring comedians and gravure idols. Using his expertise and sharp intuition, Ejiri unravels the hidden secrets behind these videos.

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Director:
Kohei Taniguchi

Lighting Director:
Hiroshi Ohta

Production Director:
Kazushi Miki

Production Manager:
Shingo Ishikawa

Screenplay:
Yoshika Kawaguchi
Kohei Taniguchi

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While much of the above data are retrieved directly from outside APIs and other such sources, data from American Film Institute (AFI) and British Film Institute (BFI) were manually entered the old fashioned way into a MySQL database. Re BFI I took the following liberties:

  • I added "runners up" to Top 10 lists, treating them as ties where applicable and numbering them accordingly at the bottom of each list.
  • Regarding those polls wherein "franchise" movies were submitted as one project until BFI's policy changed to regard them separately, I treated them as ties and renumbered the affected lists accordingly (e.g. the Godfather films).

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