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Release Date:
July 25, 1973
Original Title:
No Sex Please: We're British
Alternate Titles:
No Sex Please, We're British
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
BHP
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
GB: PG
Runtime: 85
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Assistant Director:
Ariel Levy
Casting:
Jenia Reissar
Co-Producer:
John Gale
Costume Design:
Julia Squire
Director:
Cliff Owen
Director of Photography:
Ken Hodges
Editor:
Ralph Kemplen
Executive Producer:
John Woolf
Hairstylist:
Gordon Bond
Makeup Artist:
Wally Schneiderman
Original Music Composer:
Eric Rogers
Producer:
John R. Sloan
Production Design:
Ray Simm
Production Supervisor:
Denis Johnson
Screenplay:
Johnnie Mortimer
Anthony Marriott
Brian Cooke
Theatre Play:
Alistair Foot
Anthony Marriott
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