A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
August 27, 2023
Original Title:
Birdsock Academy
Genres:
Comedy
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 16
A mockumentary revealing the classic con of a narcissistic founder of a for-profit educational institution. The faceless camera crew reveals the inner workings of Birdsock Academy, whose motto, "Excellentia in Mediocritia," exemplifies the abilities of Malcom T. Birdsock to capitalize on his own terminal incompetence. Birdsock surrounds himself with a small team of educators willing to pass on the baton of mediocrity to graduating students able to successfully blend into mainstreams of middling standards and expectations.
Art Department Assistant:
Carmen Johnson
Assistant Art Director:
Meghan Brightwell
Assistant Gaffer:
Leslie Pearce
Boom Operator:
William Duke
Robert Brandsma
Camera Operator:
Brandon Bordeaux
Kelcy Williams
Cinematography:
Jeffrey Nichols
Director:
James Sharpe
Drone Operator:
Garrett Cantrell
Editor:
Hanna Lett
Executive Producer:
Randy Blades
First Assistant Camera:
Garrett Cantrell
First Assistant Director:
Grayson Singleton
Gaffer:
Caleb Woods
Grip:
Kaya Hall
Merrick Rector
William Jackson
Martin Collier
Timothy Phillips
Tucker Barnett
Location Manager:
Skyllar Mears
Production Design:
Randy Blades
Property Master:
Leslie Pearce
Second Assistant Camera:
Emma Bishop
Second Assistant Director:
Adrian Langston
Set Decoration:
John Davis
Sound Mixer:
Robert Brandsma
Story:
James Sharpe
Thanks:
Lora Spivey
Wardrobe Assistant:
Samantha Jimenez
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