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Release Date:
August 13, 2023
Original Title:
Don't Get Eaten
Genres:
Comedy
Ratings / Certifications:
US: NR
Runtime: 77
A zaney zombie-family-comedy that follows Noah, a homeschooling dad running an apocalypse prepping Youtube channel. He and his wife Rose (breadwinner...high strung) reach a breaking point in their marriage. On a therapist's recommendation they take their 3 girls on a technology-free family retreat in the woods. However, on the first night an actual zombie shows up. Noah (who has, of course, not actually left his phone at home) starts streaming, battling zombies with his daughters, and tries (unsuccessfully) to hide all this from Rose. The family eventually discovers that the only thing scarier than these zombies, is where the zombies have come from.
Cinematography:
Cian Magner
Director:
George Simon
Joe Simon
First Assistant Director:
Kory Kast
Script Supervisor:
Anne Linn
Sound:
Josue Vasquez Rios
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