A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
November 10, 2022
Original Title:
Life's Better Protected
Genres:
Animation | Comedy
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 41
Over budget and out of money to finish an animated film, an eccentric, cannoli-deprived film producer must salvage what footage he can and pawn it off as a condom commercial in hopes of recouping his losses and saving his film company from going bankrupt.
Animation:
Sean Sanczel
Associate Producer:
Robert Bizik
Director:
Robert Patriarca
Editor:
Robert Patriarca
Producer:
Robert Patriarca
Sound Mixer:
Ren Parker
Still Photographer:
Anna Panutsa
Thanks:
Allan Kobernick
Ren Parker
Robert Bizik
Writer:
Robert Patriarca
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