A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
May 5, 2016
Original Title:
Handjob
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 8
The Infinite Monkey Theorem suggests that three monkeys kept in a room with a typewriter for an indefinite amount of time will eventually produce a work of Shakespeare.
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Associate Producer:
Jess Cohen
Casting Director:
Liam Feroli
Colorist:
Ned McGregor
Costume Designer:
Alison Abrams
Director:
Alex Heller
Director of Photography:
Ned McGregor
Editor:
Tom Mason
First Assistant Camera:
Glenn Feldman
First Assistant Director:
Shivani Chanillo
Gaffer:
Ashley Mills
Key Grip:
Forbes Mack
Producer:
Alberto De Leon
Production Design:
Alison Abrams
Script Supervisor:
Annie Brennen
Second Assistant Camera:
Sophia Gordon
Sound Designer:
Evan Rindler
Sound Mixer:
Alison Ho
Sound Recordist:
Adam Snyder
Writer:
Alex Heller
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