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Release Date:
August 26, 2003
Original Title:
Never Say Never Mind
Alternate Titles:
Never Say Never Mind: The Swedish Bikini Team
Genres:
Action | Adventure | Comedy
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 93
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
Cinematography:
Colin Munn
Costume Design:
Louise Page
Elisabetta Rogiani
Director:
Buzz Feitshans IV
Music:
Robert Etoll
Production Design:
Stephen Daly
Special Effects Technician:
Graham Hills
Visual Effects:
Jennifer Richardson
Writer:
Ron Bryan
B. Daniel Martinez
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