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Release Date:
May 11, 2023
Original Title:
Impenetrable
Genres:
Comedy | Drama
Production Companies:
Offbeat Films
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 20
Jules has a big goal for her birthday: get laid. But she's got a big obstacle in her way: herself. With an anthropomorphized dilator by her side, Jules learns she may need to open up in more ways than one.
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Art Department Assistant:
Luis Perez
Tara Clement
Cinematography:
Danny Chastain
Director:
Geena Pietromonaco
Editor:
Danny Chastain
First Assistant Camera:
Adam LaPine
First Assistant Director:
Taylor Pedroza
Thomas Ackels
Gaffer:
Matthew Joseph
Grip:
Oliver Stamatatos
Key Grip:
Stephen Carillo
Makeup & Hair:
Jasmine Hansen
Music:
Kellan Faker-Boyle
Production Assistant:
Abby Alishio
Production Designer:
Jessica Clement
Script Supervisor:
Katie Cronin
Sound:
Jeremy John Rogers
Sound Mixer:
Matt Harmon
Wardrobe Supervisor:
Kiah Frohnauer
Writer:
Geena Pietromonaco
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