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Release Date:
April 15, 2021
Original Title:
Onions
Genres:
Comedy | Drama
Production Countries:
Canada
Ratings / Certifications:
CA: PG
Runtime: 6
Amidst lockdowns and toilet paper shortages, Jack lands a date. The only problem? Jack can't cut onions to save his life. Slicing his finger moments before his date arrives, Jack must endure the pain in a vain attempt to conceal his wound.
Art Department Manager:
Andrew McCullough
Xaviar Johnson
Art Direction:
Livia Steeves
Assistant Camera:
Ellie Bidgood
Livia Steeves
Assistant Director:
Xaviar Johnson
Boom Operator:
Chris Kenney
Camera Operator:
Armin Panjwani
Casting:
Ellie Bidgood
Continuity:
Andrew McCullough
Director:
Zerach Kearney
Editor:
Andrew McCullough
Ellie Bidgood
Executive Producer:
Tony Merzetti
Gaffer:
Zachary St. Onge
Grip:
Zachary St. Onge
Lighting Technician:
Zachary St. Onge
Location Coordinator:
Craig Hudson
Production Manager:
Xaviar Johnson
Sound Editor:
Craig Hudson
Sound Mixer:
Craig Hudson
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