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Chris Seaver (b. 1977)

Alias:
The Seavage

Born:
July 28, 1977

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Film Performances

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Film Production

Cinematography:
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2009  Taintlight

Director:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Director of Photography:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Editor:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Executive Producer:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Makeup & Hair:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Makeup Artist:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Makeup Effects Designer:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Producer:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Prop Designer:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Special Effects:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Story:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

Writer:
1993  Dark Magic
1994  Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
1995  Four Guys Named Mr.
1996  Bloody Nipples
1996  From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1999  Anal Paprika
2000  Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2001  Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001  Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001  Scrotal Vengeance
2002  12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002  Filthy McNasty
2002  Quest for the Egg Salad
2003  Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
2004  Blood Trim: The Bleeding
2004  Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
2005  Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005  Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
2005  Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
2005  Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005  Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
2006  Carnage for the Destroyer
2006  Destruction Kings
2006  Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006  The House On Bonejack Hill
2006  The Karaoke Kid
2006  Twas the Funk Before Christmas
2008  Film Crew
2008  I Spit Chew on Your Grave
2008  Ski Wolf
2008  Teenape Goes to Camp
2008  The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008  Wet Heat
2009  Taintlight
2009  Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2010  Geek War
2010  Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2011  Death O' Lantern
2011  Death O' Lantern 2
2011  Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
2011  Die-B-Que
2011  Moist Fury
2012  An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
2012  Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
2012  Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012  Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012  The Dingleberrys
2012  The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
2013  Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013  Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013  Stoinky Beach
2014  A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
2014  Evil Night
2014  Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
2014  Phantom of the Grindhouse
2014  Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
2015  Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
2015  The Weirdsies
2017  Paranormal Investigation Agency
2019  A Stoinkmare on Halloween Street
2019  Death O Lantern: The Remake
????  Meter Man 2
????  The Closet Man
????  The Meter Man

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About the Movie Section

Most data and links to images for the Movies section come from TheMovieDB (TMDB).

Additional data for Film Titles come from The Open Movie Database (OMDb).

At least one plug-in comes from IMDb.

Data are -- hey, it's a plural -- subject to the limitations of their sources. (For example, TMDB search results currently max out at 20.) I am limiting myself to free data sources for now. (No, a "free trial" is not free.)

While much of the above data are retrieved directly from outside APIs and other such sources, data from American Film Institute (AFI) and British Film Institute (BFI) were manually entered the old fashioned way into a MySQL database. Re BFI I took the following liberties:

  • I added "runners up" to Top 10 lists, treating them as ties where applicable and numbering them accordingly at the bottom of each list.
  • Regarding those polls wherein "franchise" movies were submitted as one project until BFI's policy changed to regard them separately, I treated them as ties and renumbered the affected lists accordingly (e.g. the Godfather films).

Regarding profile removals and data corrections:

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  • For additional corrections and profile removals, please e-mail The Open Movie Database (OMDb).

Filtering is applied here to film projects flagged as "adult" by TheMovieDB. Pending "popular demand" I am contemplating a login and profile system with preferences (such as whether to allow adult images to appear) and permissions (such as data entry).

Whereas the overall purpose of this website is to serve as a personal demo/portfolio/workshop of web and data skills, this Movies section is not meant to compete with or substitute for far more definitive movie websites.

Whether or not he still clings to an award which he won in 1986 as a film critic for his college's newspaper, Jeffrey Hartmann is not responsible for the texts of overviews and biographies supplied by external data sources.