Horny Teenagers Must Die! (2024) [N/A]

Release Date:
January 5, 2024

Original Title:
Horny Teenagers Must Die!

Genres:
Horror

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 84

Horny Teenagers Must Die is an over-the-top homage to '80s slasher fare with a difference, pitting a tale of sexual intrigue and weekend hedonism against a violent and bloody dead-teens-in-the-woods backdrop. A group of recent high school graduates head out into the woods for a weekend of sex, drugs and booze-drenched debauchery...only to meet their maker at the hands of a demented killer who uses anything from farm tools to sex toys in a non-stop orgy of eye-popping slaughter. Part pitch black comedy, part body count horror, Horny Teenagers Must Die. fuses the narrative structure of the Friday the 13th movies with the caustic wit of Heathers and the gory, anarchic insanity of cult classics like Re-Animator, Street Trash, Cabin Fever and The Evil Dead.

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Director:
David Zagorski

Director of Photography:
Ben Cassiani

First Assistant Director:
Johnny Donaldson

Producer:
David Zagorski
Johnny Donaldson

Writer:
David Zagorski

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