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I Love You...I am the Porn Queen (2013) [N/A]

Featuring:
Ani Kyd Wolf, Jello Biafra, Nardwuar

Written by:
Ani Kyd Wolf

Directed by:
Ani Kyd Wolf


Release Date:
September 12, 2013

Original Title:
I Love You...I am the Porn Queen

Genres:
Drama | Music

Production Companies:
Alternative Tentacles Records
Sugar Skull Films

Production Countries:
Canada

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 16

Overview from TheMovieDB

Diva Jones is a porn star known for her love story porn movies but has no idea what the word love means. She watches couples in love interact so that she can fake the act of love on film. Her deviant porn agent Syd gets her a gig with the famous but old and decrepit sculptor Francis Alexander who wants to use her as a model for his 'sculpture of love'. He is the first man who looks at her like a person not an object. While In the process of spending time together Diva starts to have emotions for Francis but has no idea what they are.

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Overview from Open Movies

Diva Jones (Ani Kyd) is a porn star known for her love story porn movies but has no idea what the word love means. She watches couples in love interact so that she can fake the act of love on film. Her deviant porn agent Syd (Jello Biafra) gets her a gig with the famous but old and decrepit sculptor Francis Alexander (Jello Biafra) Francis wants to use her as a model for his 'sculpture of love' He is the first man who looks at her like a person not an object. while In the process of spending time together Diva starts to have emotions for Francis but has no idea what they are.

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Rankings and Honors

I Love You...I am the Porn Queen (2013) on IMDb
Internet Movie Database 4.5/10

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Production

Director:
Ani Kyd Wolf

Director of Photography:
Marcus Rogers

Writer:
Ani Kyd Wolf

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