A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
November 3, 2009
Original Title:
Gravestoned
Genres:
Comedy | Horror
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 92
Shark and Coltrane, two out-of-work pot farmers really want to break into the movie business. So they chainsaw a cadaver’s arm off and use the severed arm as a prop in a horror film. Now they have to survive a night in the graveyard with a cadaver zombie that wants his arm back! Pot smoking slacker gravediggers, a movie goddess (Lar Park Lincoln, Friday the 13th Part 7), an obsessed movie mogul, a cadaver salesman, hot cheerleaders who may be exotic dancers, a redneck who would love to grill a severed arm and a horny Scottish Terrier - they’re all here in this over-the-top horror film for stoners that has been called the most ominous use of a severed arm in the history of celluloid.
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Director:
Michael McWillie
Executive Producer:
Jacqueline Bowman
Richard Bowman
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