Vieni avanti cretino (1982) [N/A]

Release Date:
April 7, 1982

Original Title:
Vieni avanti cretino

Alternate Titles:
Vieni avanti cretino
Иди сюда, кретин

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
San Francisco Film

Production Countries:
Italy

Ratings / Certifications:
IT: T 

Runtime: 98

Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.

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Administration:
Mario Sampaolo

Assistant Camera:
Martino Bonicelli

Assistant Editor:
Giancarlo Morelli
Andrea Caterini

Assistant Set Decoration:
Carlo Postiglione
Rosanna Banfi

Associate Producer:
Franco Bucceri
Roberto Leoni

Boom Operator:
Giulio Viggiani

Camera Operator:
Gianlorenzo Battaglia

Co-Writer:
Lino Banfi

Costume Design:
Vera Cozzolino

Director:
Luciano Salce

Director of Photography:
Erico Menczer

Editor:
Antonio Siciliano

First Assistant Director:
Roberto Palmerini

Foley Artist:
Alvaro Gramigna
Fernando Caso

Hairstylist:
Placida Crapanzano

Line Producer:
Mario Di Biase

Makeup Artist:
Franco Di Girolamo

Original Music Composer:
Fabio Frizzi

Producer:
Giovanni Bertolucci
Aldo U. Passalacqua

Production Design:
Giorgio Postiglione

Screenplay:
Franco Bucceri
Roberto Leoni

Script Supervisor:
Marina Mattoli

Sound:
Mario Dallimonti

Sound Mixer:
Bruno Moreal

Still Photographer:
Bruno Bruni

Story:
Franco Bucceri
Roberto Leoni

Unit Manager:
Massimo Ferrero

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