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Release Date:
April 7, 1982
Original Title:
Vieni avanti cretino
Alternate Titles:
Vieni avanti cretino
Иди сюда, кретин
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
San Francisco Film
Production Countries:
Italy
Ratings / Certifications:
IT: T
Runtime: 98
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
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Administration:
Mario Sampaolo
Assistant Camera:
Martino Bonicelli
Assistant Editor:
Andrea Caterini
Giancarlo Morelli
Assistant Set Decoration:
Carlo Postiglione
Rosanna Banfi
Associate Producer:
Franco Bucceri
Roberto Leoni
Boom Operator:
Giulio Viggiani
Camera Operator:
Gianlorenzo Battaglia
Co-Writer:
Lino Banfi
Costume Design:
Vera Cozzolino
Director:
Luciano Salce
Director of Photography:
Erico Menczer
Editor:
Antonio Siciliano
First Assistant Director:
Roberto Palmerini
Foley Artist:
Alvaro Gramigna
Fernando Caso
Hairstylist:
Placida Crapanzano
Line Producer:
Mario Di Biase
Makeup Artist:
Franco Di Girolamo
Original Music Composer:
Fabio Frizzi
Producer:
Giovanni Bertolucci
Aldo U. Passalacqua
Production Design:
Giorgio Postiglione
Screenplay:
Franco Bucceri
Roberto Leoni
Script Supervisor:
Marina Mattoli
Sound:
Mario Dallimonti
Sound Mixer:
Bruno Moreal
Still Photographer:
Bruno Bruni
Story:
Roberto Leoni
Franco Bucceri
Unit Manager:
Massimo Ferrero
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