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Release Date:
January 24, 1991
Original Title:
9 1/2 Ninjas!
Genres:
Comedy
Production Companies:
Image Organization
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
US: R
Runtime: 87
When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.
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Director:
Aaron Barsky
Director of Photography:
Fernando Argüelles
Editor:
Robin Katz
Screenplay:
Bill Crounse
Don Pequignot
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